It's Lincoln's birthday today, and we thought the president should somehow commemorate the day. Knowing he has a very busy schedule, what with adding up the tab for the shindig last night for the Japanese prime minister at Mar-a-Lago and all, we thought we could save him some time, and present a quick little note for him to use in honor of our sixteen president. no charge --
"So i notice that today is Abe Lincoln's 208th birthday. I've heard alot about Abe. Nnobody knows more about Abe than i do. Remember i am a really great real estate developer, the best, and nobody can build a development using the logs Lincoln developed better than i can. Just look around you, It's huge. It's really huge. The best. Trust me.
"Anyway, I recently visited a memorial they built for him in Washington, and made a speech there. It was the best speech ever. All the best words. All the best phrases. All put together like nobody had ever heard before. Millions showed up to watch it, but you will never hear that from the so-called mainstream media. Billions of my voters and fans were there, but they wont' show that either. All they want to show is all those people they paid to go to New Hampshire to vote illegally for Hillary. Fake news. Really sad.
"So Lincoln's done some really great things, and i think you will be hearing more and more about them in the future. He's really great, so I would urge you all to do something today to honor Abe -- he's a personal friend of mine -- and let him know we are thinking about him today, while supporting your local businesses, who are all really doing an amazing job letting him know he's the best.
"While Melania and I spend the day selling rooms at my world class resort in Riyadh, I would urge you all to go to the theater tonight,.."
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